I found these at the local farmer’s market. Buying them was very simple. You just have to count out their weight in gold. Now I just have to figure out a way to bake a pie and eat it all myself without anyone noticing, since reciprocal altruism is out of the question.

Author: Helian
I am Doug Drake, and I live in Maryland, not far from Washington, DC. I am a graduate of West Point, and I hold a Ph.D. in nuclear engineering from the University of Wisconsin. My blog reflects my enduring fascination with human nature and human morality.
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