After scratching its collective head for ever so long and wondering what could possibly have motivated Faisal Shahzad in his attempt to murder people who happened to be in Times Square at the wrong time, the answer is finally starting to dawn on CNN. He did it because he’s an Islamist terrorist. Who knew?! Congratulations on seeing the light, CNN. You have our deep thanks for letting the rest of us know it wasn’t because he had fallen behind in his mortgage payments, after all.